A conversation Jeff and I just had:
jeff: so, pasta alla vodka tonight?
me: dude, this vodka has to bee good. look at their wiebstie http://www.42below.com/ [when I bought this vodka for the recipe, Jeff had accused me of not knowing how to buy vodka because he was wary of what this would taste like since I had never had it before]
jeff: ok well i do plan on tasting it before I dump it into my dinner
me: VODKA SHOTS!!!
me, a few seconds later: are you going to wait for me to get home?? or are you just going to be plastered when i get there??
jeff: uhh when are you getting home? i'm not getting home til at least 6
me: well then i'm going to beat you home. thats boring. maybe I'll be plastered by the time you're home
me, a few seconds later: are you going to wait for me to get home?? or are you just going to be plastered when i get there??
jeff: uhh when are you getting home? i'm not getting home til at least 6
me: well then i'm going to beat you home. thats boring. maybe I'll be plastered by the time you're home
jeff: maybe. better save me 3/4ths a cup *chuckle*....plus a shot for tasting
me: dude, we dont have any shot glasses!!
jeff: yeah i know
me: how have we been LIVING?!?!?
jeff: ... guesstimation?
me: no, the correct answer is we've been living in the adult world where we know that shots just taste nasty and we can get plenty drunk off something that actually tastes good
jeff: like mango orange + vodka?
me: exactly...or a long island. man those things are good
jeff: ok if you are going to make those then you better have one ready for me when i get home
me: i would need about 4 more kinds of booze to make one of those. do you know what is in a long islnad??
jeff: ok go get them and while you're at it pick up some beer...yes like 6 shots of whatchamacallits and iced tea right?
me: there isn't any ice tea in an long island you noob
jeff: lemonade
me: nope
jeff: well sorry i'm not a master womanly drink mixologist
me: long island = all the clear stuff and shot of coke
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