me [looking at something that I can't even remember anymore because of what's about to happen]: maybe I should get this.
jeff [holds up a small camel]: or you should get this. It's only 4 bucks.
me: *gasp* that's amazingly adorable. [looks down and sees there is another bigger camel that matches; swoops down and picks it up] And I would have to get the mommy camel too.
jeff: now wait a minute, that thing is huge. just get the small one
me: No. [holds the camels apart] Look at how sad they look apart. [holds camels close] Now look how happy they are. [holds camels aparts] Sad. [holds camels close] Happy.
jeff: what have I started?
I won.
(although I will admit that the big mommy camel is slightly larger than I thought it was and only fits on top of the bookshelf and not in the shelves like I thought it would)
